Day 16: Reading on the weekend is for losers.
Don’t panic fans, all three or four of you, but I’ve fallen behind on my reading again. I actually haven’t even touched the book for the past two days, which means that I must be nearly 100 pages behind schedule. Taking a break was a bad idea. Yesterday it freed me up to watch “Millionaire Matchmaker” and “Make Me a Supermodel.” Today I came very close to spontaneously buying/adopting a pet rabbit. Fortunately when I walked into the pet store I remembered that I am allergic to all animals and dropped the plan.
The rabbit-world’s Infinite Jest.
There will be a lot of reading accomplished tomorrow. It’s pretty much the only thing on the day’s agenda.

Gigantic rabbit. Must’ve been born in the Great Convexity/Concavity!